Funny sms Collections එකක් ඕනිද? මෙන්න එහෙනම් Part 01

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: justify;"> </div> <br /> <div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: right;"> </div> <br /> <div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> </div> මුලින්ම ඔබ සැමට සාමය සතුට පිරි සුභම  <span style="color: red;">සුභ නව වසරක් වේවා!!!</span> කියලා ප්‍රර්ථනා කරනවා...මුලින්ම ට්කක් සමාවෙන්න අවුරුද්දෙන් පස්සෙ මේහෙම කිව්වට,සමහර කස්ටියට නම් තාමත් අවුරුදු ඉවර නැතුව ඇති.මටත් එහෙම තමයි හික්ZZ...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.mobiles24.com/static/previews/downloads/default/111/P-565186-WBgURRld9p-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.mobiles24.com/static/previews/downloads/default/111/P-565186-WBgURRld9p-1.jpg" width="360" /></a></div> මෙන්න එහෙනම් Funny msg සෙට් එකක්ම.මේ මැසේජ් සෙට් එකම මට හම්බවුනේ මගේ යලුවෙක්ගෙන් එයා තමයි දිල්ශාන් මුලින්ම එයාට ස්තුති වන්න වෙනවා. මේවා ටිකක් පරනයි අලුත් msg ටිකක්<br /> හම්බවුනොත් දාන්නම් හොදේ....<br /> මෙන්න එහෙනම් බලාගන්නකෝ....<br /> <br /> Kukula redi da?<br /> Redi Boss<br /> Eluwa redida?<br /> Redi Boss<br /> Malu redida?<br /> Redi Boss<br /> Harka redida?<br /> Redi Boss<br /> Miharaka redida?<br /> Na Boss,<br /> eeka SMS balanawa Boss<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> T I T A N I C<br /> _|_|_|_| .<br /> ___,-"::::::::"=._,/t___<br /> \_"__"_"__"__"__"___/<br /> Me oba dakinne titanic nawai.eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha obage phone eka ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!<br /> <br /> <br /> JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL<br /> <br /> SALARY : Rs.67,500<br /> QUA : Should have passed O/L<br /> PLACE : Colombo<br /> JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..<br /> <br /> <br /> Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda? Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawada wath mata amataka wen na.amataka karannat ba.Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una. Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila vada ekak gattha.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..<br /> hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,<br /> oyage edum glawala,<br /> eduma wisik karala<br /> oya diha asawen kedarakamin<br /> kela peragena balagena inne<br /> oyagen ena suwadai..<br /> oyawa diwe gewenakota<br /> mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...<br /> ita passe mama oyawa atha gala<br /> oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka<br /> oyawa thalala thalala<br /> oyawa urala urala<br /> oyawa hapala hapala<br /> pumbanawa...<br /> CENTER SHOCK<br /> chewing-gum........<br /> maaaaaara shock eka<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta. Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.<br /> Mokda dannawada<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Dan hariyata rata HARAK HORU innawa.<br /> Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.<br /> Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.<br /> Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.<br /> Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya<br /> uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala<br /> ><br /> ><br /> ><br /> ><br /> ><br /> ><br /> ><br /> mama ''MURUNGA"<br /> hi hii hiii<br /> <br /> <br /> Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,<br /> Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,<br /> mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,<br /> oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.<br /> <br /> <br /> Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.<br /> HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,<br /> Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,<br /> mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,<br /> oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gedarin monawa kiwwath<br /> api bandimu..<br /> loku wiyadam nathuwa<br /> chamwa karamu..<br /> api lassana punchi<br /> kuduwak hadamu..<br /> eka api eliya karamu..<br /> api punchi pataw 3k 4k<br /> hadamu..<br /> Oya kamathie neda..?<br /> muladi Kawuru bannath,<br /> passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..<br /> oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.<br /> <br /> A mokada dannawada?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam<br /> Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..<br /> Boy-poddak ridunata mokada<br /> Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran<br /> Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..<br /> Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..<br /> Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.<br /> <br /> Boy-ohoma tikak thiyan inna.<br /> Girl-ane mata bayai kawru hari dekkoth mama iwarai.<br /> Boy-ohoma inna mama ikmanata karannam.<br /> Girl-hari hari dan athi.<br /> Boy- Mepara mama pass weiy. Oya mata exam paper eka pennuwata thanks raththaran.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Try diz ........Its interestin<br /> think a number btwin 41-50<br /> Now +5<br /> -2<br /> +5<br /> -3<br /> +2<br /> write da final answer in a paper<br /> <br /> dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.<br /> Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.<br /> Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.<br /> Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.<br /> Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.<br /> Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,<br /> meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,<br /> oya kalabala wenna epa,<br /> oya me gena dhena gannama oni<br /> samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi<br /> adha re 12he idhala<br /> petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa<br /> eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha<br /> <br /> <br /> Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?<br /> Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.<br /> Mata lajjat hithuna.<br /> Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.<br /> Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man<br /> Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.<br /> Mata godak duka hithuna.<br /> Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.<br /> Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.<br /> Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Whn u fail d final exam,<br /> *ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"<br /> #mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"<br /> #GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"<br /> #cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"<br /> ##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"<br /> <br /> <br /> Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?<br /> Na???<br /> Sure???<br /> Mohothakawath?<br /> Na???<br /> Boru kiyanna epa…<br /> Hamoma Innawa!<br /> Mathak Karala Balanna!<br /> Mathaka na???<br /> Borune Kiyanne<br /> Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??<br /> He He he<br /> <br /> <br /> Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala<br /> hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala<br /> hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala<br /> hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala....<br /> <br /> <br /> Siripala lastida ?<br /> lasti sir.<br /> <br /> pol tika harida ?<br /> hari sir.<br /> <br /> karaththe lastida ?<br /> lasti sir.<br /> <br /> Ethakota harakath harida ?<br /> na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Dail 119 n sing<br /> "Pissa mu pissa mu<br /> pissu pusa mu.." n<br /> get free trip 2 walikada<br /> jail for 3 months..<br /> First 10 winners<br /> will get white shorts<br /> n shirts free....!<br /> <br /> <br /> if u hv any kokka<br /> i’ll be there wit my Bokka.<br /> If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka<br /> I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !<br /> <br /> <br /> Eka rosa patai.<br /> A wagema lassanai.<br /> Eka diwa ganakota puduma<br /> saneepayak danenawa.<br /> Amuthuma rasak.<br /> A nisama godak wela<br /> man eka diwen lewakanawa.<br /> A rasatanam mama thamath<br /> asai. Eda man puduma sathutak<br /> winde. hamotama horen<br /> aththamai...<br /> <br /> CARGILS MAGIC<br /> STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..<br /> "JOLIMA THAMA"<br /> <br /> <br /> oya meka kiyouvoth gona<br /> oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya<br /> oya meka delete karoth haraka<br /> oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"<br /> <br /> den mokada karanne?<br /> <br /> <br /> Whn im walkng<br /> infrnt of u,<br /> im protect u.....<br /> whn im bside u,<br /> im there 4 u...<br /> whn im bhind u,<br /> im thinking...<br /> <br /> PULLI GONA<br /> ISSARAHIN<br /> MAMA PITIPASSEN...!<br /> <br /> <br /> SADA nathnam<br /> AHASA lassana na.<br /> +<br /> +<br /> AMMA nathnam LOKAYA lassana na.<br /> +<br /> +<br /> ADARAYA nathnam JIWITHAYA lassana na.<br /> +<br /> +<br /> OYA nathnam......<br /> +<br /> +<br /> ZOO eka lassana na.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya<br /> oya face eka eliyata dagena giya<br /> mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya<br /> apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ane thawa ekama<br /> eka warak mata<br /> oyage punchi detholata<br /> lanwenne denawada?<br /> Raata wageema udetath<br /> oya detholata mawa lan<br /> karagaththa hati mata<br /> mathak wenawa....<br /> <br /> "MAMA OYAGE<br /> PARANA"<br /> tooth brush eka..<br /> <br /> <br /> Man jevath wela inna godak try kala.<br /> Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha.<br /> <br /> Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha..Meka mage nolebeema.<br /> Man yanawa...Yannama yanawa..<br /> <br /> Me Loken sadahatama yanawa..<br /> Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wai.<br /> <br /> Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe.Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadarayak unata.<br /> <br /> Me mage husma yana welawa..Hemotama<br /> Suba Anagathayak!!!<br /> <br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> <br /> (Mama V.Prabhakaran)<br /> <br /> <br /> Thamuseta pissuda..??<br /> Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...<br /> Thamusege hama waraddakma man<br /> hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana<br /> baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...<br /> Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata<br /> nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa<br /> adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak<br /> naha....<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> onna ohomalu<br /> "WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...<br /> Paw neda ane..???<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye..,<br /> eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata<br /> <br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |<br /> eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??<br /> <br /> <br /> Love is 'Trouser'<br /> Friendship is 'jangi'..<br /> Trouser irunath jangi nambuwa reka gannawa..<br /> U r one of my jangies..<br /> So pass this msg to all jangies<br /> <br /> <br /> Oya,<br /> Harima<br /> Lassana,<br /> Awanka,<br /> Nihathamani,<br /> Wedagath,<br /> Keekaru,<br /> Ahinsaka,<br /> Yahapath,<br /> Nirahankara,<br /> Buddimath,<br /> Seelachara,<br /> Vineetha,<br /> Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.<br /> <br /> <br /> obatath 1k thiyenawa.<br /> matath 1k thiyenawa.<br /> obage amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1.<br /> obage nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne.<br /> vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi.<br /> namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve.<br /> Arnold Schwarzeneggerta diga 1k thiyenawa.<br /> Machel J.pokesta kota 1k thiyenawa.<br /> Madonata 1k nomatha.<br /> cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha.<br /> enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa.<br /> obatath 1k thiyenawada?<br /> obage 1 kochchara digada?<br /> oba kamathida aa kata?<br /> obata adahasak thiyenawada<br /> man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala....<br /> ow aththatama..<br /> a obe WASAGAMA<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…<br /> Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.<br /> Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.<br /> Eth mama oyawa dakke na.<br /> Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.<br /> Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.<br /> Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.<br /> E kawda dannawada??<br /> Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”<br /> kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Oya ai mehema deyak kale?<br /> Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.<br /> Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.<br /> Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.<br /> Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?<br /> Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???<br /> <br /> <br /> oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5<br /> dannawada?<br /> 1.ai late?<br /> <br /> 2.mokatada oyata salli?<br /> <br /> 3.ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?<br /> <br /> 4.ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?<br /> <br /> 5.ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?<br /> Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek<br /> eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.<br /> Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..<br /> man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,<br /> Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....<br /> den mokada karanne?<br /> <br /> <br /> Kunu Lorriya<br /> .–.i”"”"”"”"”i<br /> / .-.| Kunu ä<br /> ‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-<br /> Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!<br /> Kokatath Oya hangenna…<br /> nattam yanagaman dagena yai…<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Monkey son:<br /> amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?<br /> Monkey mom:<br /> sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali dan msg eka kiyawanawa.<br /> eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!<br /> kemethiy ne…..oya apuruwata hinawenne, kiyanna beri nisa…<br /> <br /> <br /> Dannawada wadak, rajaya aluth nithiyak dala.lassana aya ratin pitu<br /> wahal karanawalu. Oyatanam baya wenna deyak na.mata thamay prasne.dan<br /> koheda man hangenne?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z<br /> 0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #<br /> Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.<br /> Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.<br /> Hoda welawata okkoma wada.<br /> Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.<br /> Tc Bs.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mata one oyath ekka hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla, hoda dinner 1k<br /> aragena me lassanama lassana wachana 3 oyata kiyanna. " oya bila<br /> gewanna "<br /> <br /> <br /> Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.<br /> Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.<br /> -Beep-Beep-Beep-<br /> Hello, Rawana speaking..?<br /> Rawana: Yes. Who r U?<br /> Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.<br /> Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy- kohomada mage sinduwa?<br /> Grl- aparade.oyata thibbe super star yanna.<br /> Boy- echcharatama mage sinduwa lassanada? :D<br /> Grl-na ithin, oya super star giyanam mata tv 1 nawaththalawath inna<br /> tibba.dan ekath bane.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Girl’s LOVE…<br /> 1st WEEK:<br /> Hi…<br /> 2nd WEEK:<br /> Hw r U?<br /> 3rd WEEK:<br /> mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?<br /> 4th WEEK:<br /> I Love U…<br /> 5th WEEK:<br /> Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..<br /> 6th WEEK:<br /> Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..<br /> 7th WEEK:<br /> I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…<br /> 8th WEEK:<br /> Kawda Oya??<br /> 9th WEEK:<br /> Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.<br /> FINALY:<br /> Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…<br /> <br /> <br /> Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama..<br /> Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey.. Oyata poddak ridey.. Leth<br /> tikak ey.. Mama tikak urannam..<br /> mama,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Maduruwa<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ela kiri machan,aniwa 2012 loke vinashe wenne nehe. E mokada<br /> dannawada? Mama dekka ada kist jam bothalayaka 2014 di kal ikuth<br /> wenawa kiyala dala thiyenawa. KIST MAMA BORU KIYANNE NEHEne<br /> <br /> <br /> Gewi yana raththriye hama mohothakama obai mage jiwayai, pera digin<br /> ena pun sanda dakiddi oba samaga gewu manaram raththriya so susumin<br /> yuthuwa mathakayata ei, Oba mage shariraye thurulu nowu thanak<br /> natha.,e hama mohothakama ma ha oba, oba ha ma badee sitiye mahath<br /> senehasakini. Oba nathi kala widina duka gathata pamanak nowa<br /> sithatada dane, Hiru kirana peradigin naga ena thuru mama sitinne boho<br /> amaruweni, Ada raththriye mata suwa dimata oba maa laga natha, Magema<br /> Adharaneeya.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> BED SHEET eka., magen wen u oba thamath... LONDARIYEYE..!<br /> <br /> Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak<br /> wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama<br /> hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada<br /> Adarei<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br />  "PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…<br /> <br /> ..<:>< ...<:>< ..<:>< me magic maluwo pinanawa balanna onenam<!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--><!--:--></:></:></:><br /> obe mobil eke screen ekata wathura danna. Budu Saranai, God bless u.<br /> <br /> Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na ekai man oyata kiyanne. Eya math<br /> ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo<br /> una. Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei. Mama<br /> pissu watuna. Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat<br /> ahenawa wage<br /> "WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"<br /> <br /> Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala. Iskoledi<br /> Techer Kiwwa Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala. Clz Ekedi Yaluwo<br /> Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala. Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka<br /> Yalu Una. "EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA"<br /> <br /> DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.<br /> ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.<br /> DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a athara (NAME) aiyath enawa.<br /> ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.<br /> <br /> Eya mata room 1 etulata aenna kiwwa. Man etulata giya. Haansi wenna<br /> kiwwa. Man haansi una.itapasse eya eka etulata demma. Mata godak<br /> riduna. Le yanawa wageth denuna. Eya magen ridenawada kiyala ahuwa.<br /> Ridunath man ne kiwwa. Ita passe eya mata kiwwa. Dan yanna "DATHA<br /> GALAWALA IWARAI" kiyala!!!<br /> <br /> Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?<br /> Nimal: ow machan.<br /> Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?<br /> Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.<br /> Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?<br /> Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.<br /> Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.<br /> Nimal: kiuwa ban.<br /> Saman: itin mokada une?<br /> Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda.<br /> <br /> Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. Podi<br /> ganga 187i. Aela marga 10502y. Wishala wawu 27y. Podi wawu 934y. Diya<br /> aeli 334y. Pokunu 8811y. Lin 233867y. Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara<br /> wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?<br /> <br /> Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una. Nade gura sinhaya. Gamana<br /> yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.<br /> hawo."innawa sir.<br /> muwo."api ready sir.<br /> buruwo, buruwa ethana hitiye na lu. Sathtu okkoma ekathu wela buruwa<br /> hewwa.  Baluwama me buruwa kata aragena me message 1  kiyawanawa walu.<br /> <br /> Friend:- mokada une?<br /> ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?<br /> Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...<br /> eth ada uda podi awulak una<br /> Friend:- ai ban mokada une?<br /> Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna<br /> Friend:- ithin eki monawada kale?<br /> Manamalya:- eki mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban...<br /> <br /> Obath rathri kaalaye minisun baya karamin serisarana GREEZ YAKEK da?<br /> Esenam obe hakiyawata menna idak. Danma ayadum karanna. "DERANA GREEZ<br /> STAR"! jayagrahakayata "WALIKADA REST" hi dina 21 ka niwaduwak samagin<br /> policieyen dootha pura thagi.... Ape kaalaye waddange wada kida soya<br /> yana chaarikaawa! danma ayadum karanna.... OBE NAMA TYPE KARA GREES<br /> STAR.119 EKATA SMS EKAK YAWANTA.<br /> <br /> Girl - ane matanam ba.<br /> Boy - okane,katata gannath issella oya baha kiyanawane.<br /> Girl - kate thiyanna hithenawada?? eeeya balannako rathu paatata.<br /> Boy - paten wedak nahane, chuttak diwa gala balanna. Ane plz.<br /> Girl - ko ehenam balanna. cheeya eke hati, maha pal rahakne enne.<br /> Boy - ane me wikara nethuwa me SIRAP eka bonawa!<br /> <br /> Oya ei halo mata mehema deyak kale? Mama kawadawath hithuwe na oya me wage deyak karai kiyala. Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak wiswasa kala. Eth ada<br /> idan a wiswase api athara ne. Mama ahanne ei me wage deyak kale oya ei<br /> ape<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> GONAGE THANAKOLA tika kwe..<br /> <br /> <br /> Hi('.')><br />  <\''\<br />    _/''\_api<br /> <br /> <('.')<br />  /''/>mehema<br /> _/''\_<br /> <br /> dance<br />  ('.')><br />  <\''\<br />  _/''\_<br /> karala thamai<br /> <('.')<br />  /''/>GOOD<br /> _/''\_morning<br /> KIYANNE :P<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />      @*-=-=-=-=-=-*@<br />        ))   *Good*     ))<br />       //    night     //<br />      //   mage     //<br />    //    yalu       //<br />   ((  *********  ((<br />     @*-=-=-=-=-*@<br /> <br /> <br /> ( /<br />      ; )<br /> ( /<br /> sapata nidi ne?<br /> (<br />      ; (<br /> (<br /> orawanna epa<br /> ( I<br />      ; )<br /> ( l<br /> as arinnako<br /> ( l<br />      ; )<br /> (e<br /> as dekama<br /> (e<br />      ; )<br /> (e<br /> <br /> Good morning.<br /> <br /> <br />     ---¥---<br />   ,--<'''>--____/7<br />  (_#___/=-----/<br />  ._!__!_,<br /> <br /> <br /> pare hamaa thanama kollakarayo.<br /> Man hlecptr1n awith gd 9t qwe enisa.<br /> <br /> <br />  ,.-.-.-._\/_.-.-.-.,<br />  ''-.,-.': ():'.-,.-''<br />     '-..-'()'-..-'<br /> <br /> butterfly, piyabala gihin mage yaluta, "GOOD Morning"   kiyala enna...<br /> <br /> <br />  !""~~~   ~~   ~<br />  ()))))[___]-[___]<br />  "¤""¤""¤""¤"¤"<br /> ###########<br /> <br /> HOS HOS HOS...<br /> Huuuw...<br /> <br /> Palaweni Vedikawata Dan Pamini Nagaranthara Sigragami Dumriya Thava<br /> Svalpa Mohothakin Nidi Dewlowa Bala Pitath Vei. Dewlowa Dakva Athi<br /> Sama Sihina Palakama Dumriya Navaththanava Atha.<br /> <br /> <br />  (~ ! ~)<br />    O   Hhwwaaa.!<br />     GD 9t!<br /> Tc! BS!<br /> <br /> <br /> <\~_~/><br /> ane ane thama nidi neda ko as arinna......<br /> <br /> <\o_o/><br /> ohoma kathaine lassanata as arinn....<br /> <br /> <\~_^/><br /> eka ahak neme ass deka  Ma arinnako...<br /> <br /> <\^_^/><br /> mmm,...hoda lamaya dan tikak hina venna<br /> <br /> <\^._.^/><br /> dan lassanai.<br /> Gd mrng yalu.<br /> <hr /> <br /> <br />  ,.+""-.,<br /> #(  -_-)<br /> <br />  *>")("<<br /> <br />    ""-.,*<br /> <br /> mama me chutima chuti angelwa ewuwe oyata gd 9t kiyannay. Tc. Bs<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome 2 ''GÖÖD-MØRÑIÑG'' Restaurant<br /> <br /> Menu:<br /> brush 1k,<br /> sithala tooth past 1k,<br /> dum dana water godak.<br /> <br /> Discount on bill:<br /> unu unu tea coppayak.<br /> <br /> Thanx. Ayeth enna<br /> <br />            .*""*.<br />           (   @#><br />     _.*"".-'..,  )<br />  .-" . ' -  ._,.-"<br /> ""/,,,,/"<br /> kurullo kurullo, ikman gamanin gihin mage yaluwa ta"GOOD<br /> MORNING" kiyala  ennako patiyo.parakku una.<br /> <br /> Mama oyage paudgalika ewa hoyanawa kiyala hithanna epa. mata meka loku prashnayak. ekai ahanne..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> HARAK AI<br /> THANAKOLA KANNE?<br /> <br /> :D<br /> <br /></div>

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